Ashley Cole... say what you will about the kid but you've got to hand it to him... For months and months, since Ashley was caught cheating on Cheryl 'The English Pearl' Tweedy, the media has given him nothing. From the national papers like The Sun to the cheesy glossy girls mags live Heat and Closer and Cunt, he's had nothing but a slagging off for his actions. For me he was the only player to actually turn up for England at the World Cup in South Africa and after all the shit that is thrown at him he's not responded. But finally he's had the last laugh to all the haters out there by dating that bird from none other than the new Girls Aloud... The Saturday's Frankie Sandford! Prime example of how someone 'trades a woman in, for the new model!' and Ashley's done it in style!!!! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! that is proper bad boy for me!!!! Fuck Coolio, Cole is living in Gangsters Paradise!
We've had to pull the gig on friday in Blackburn due to my illness. Been pushing the Barnett pedaling machine a bit too hard and whilst my immune system is low, a deadly virus has penetrated my infrastructure. Im almost back to full fitness but like my Grandma's yorkshire puddings, you just can't rush these things.
We start our Scottish tour next Wednesday so i've pulled out my Antarctic parka ready. Believe it or not, not only is this the first Jeebies visit to the Scotland but it is mine as complete human being. Once got on a train to Long Eaton dressed as a dog, only to find its not in Scotland and actually its really not that far from Sheffield.
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