Double Entendre!

In the history of the world do you think anyone has ever executed the 'double twin twonk'? this being a double direct smash to the face of two identical twins, dressed the same, at any age. For it to be classified as a valid 'double twonk', the impact of the fists must strike both twins at exactly the same time. Another similar maneuver is the 'double twin bollock twinger!' this being the striking of the male testicles from a double attack using both feet. For this maneuver to be valid the attacker must be suspended in mid-air when impact with the twins is made. The attacker must also land on his back without injury to avoid embarrassment and validity. If anyone knows of either of these moves being successfully executed then please do not hesitate to contact me @ thom.barnett@hotmail.co.uk and if anyone fancies trying them out then i personally would recommend trying the 'twonk' exercise on the Olsen sister and the 'bollock twinger' on Jedwood... Any impact to the Neville brothers (Gary and Phil) will be accepted as valid strikes even tho they are not identical. They are still indeed classified as twin faced cunts.

In other news...

Were finishing mixing and mastering five new tracks very soon, including the crowd favorite 'Sailor Boy' which were completing tomorrow with the hashish bad-boy known only as 'Glover'. The other tracks are 'Egg in Space', 'Murderous', 'Victim' and the ever changing 'Misery Guts'.

Also, a little birdy tells me that The Heebie Jeebies favorite 'African Bathroom' is going to be used to help sell shoes by 'Dune', any complaints please contact god_damn@hot_boy_sell_out_trio.com!!!

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