Sit Back and Relax...

Firstly close your eyes and take a few deep breathes. Now imagine being really short in height, no bigger than 5"3, this as made you quiet angry. in the same instance imagine getting out of the shower and glancing in the mirror at your short body, as you look at yourself from your toes up to your head you realize something is very wrong, and as your eyes meet in the mirror the reality hits you, it has indeed all gone terribly wrong, thats right kids, your going bald! But how can this be? your only 24? Now, its only natural for your subconscious to create an aggression that grows inside you. it throbs to get out! Your so called friends use your studio without offering money "are they talking the piss?" you ask yourself. The only way to deal with it is by smoking lots of strong skunk. Its "chilling you out" you tell yourself but your now starting to show the early signs of a passive aggression and arrogance that really doesn't sit well with others. People don't like you and talk about you behind your back. You brush off there comments without even stopping to analyze yourself, your sights are set to be the guy in the 'famous' band. Unfortunately the weed starts talking it's toll and when you smile people are greeted with a few scabby teeth, but its doesn't bother you because deep down you know, your that face of the scene, your worthy of this, you've worked hard for this, no more plastering for you son... Its only natural for a guy with your talent to start knocking around with wannabe married politicians, and giving out fake promises just to show your the real deal power house... you watch your peers throw they're weight about and like an infant you start to imitate they're actions... Now with your short little body, your bald little slap-head and your scabby teeth you realize your a nobody with nobody, living the dream you've created in your head. When you go swimming your tiny head glides thru the water effortlessly, your training to swim across the river you've always feared... The river to The Vicious Village!